A day in the mountains to get sleepy!

Me and the lady went for a hike today in the mountains.  She says she likes me the best when I am very sleepy, so we go and do that on Sunday mornings.

This is me ready to go get tired!

The lady makes me wear a gentle leader now because I am so big and she is so small.  She says it helps her walk me, but I really don't need any help walking and I could probably pull 6 or more of her up the mountains which would probably help her because she is so slow.  I don't think it's a "gentle leader" at all. I think it is a musty skunk trying to get into my mouth, so I put my nose in the dirt and try to jiggle it off all the time.

But the lady says that hiking and the gentle leader are the same thing.  I can't have one if I don't have the other.  I think that is not a real rule, but I don't know what to do about it because my abnormally large head can only hold so many abnormally large thoughts like that at one time.

I also got to go in the water, and the lady and the Man are thinking of getting me a ramp so I can walk into the pool in my backyard too.

When we got back to my car, I had to get into my seatbelt, and I just don't know how the dirt of the mountains found so much of my head.

But when we got home, I was so sleepy I didn't even follow the lady around like usual.  I just found my little bed and started dreaming.