Crinkle it and squish it and sit on part of it.
Next is to have a good wrinkle mouth.
No ropey toy! Stay on the bed!
Lady, are you watching me be a good boy?
Chew chew chew on my ropey toy. La de dah.
La la la. Watch me smell my ropey toy.
If you have a good ropey toy, the rest is cake.