My name is Miss Emily. I don't have to do a breakfast wait or a dinner wait because I am Miss Emily.
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| Nope, don't have to do it. |
I am so small and speedy that I can just zip right past the 2 big ones when the lady says "sit." And because I am so speedy she doesn't even notice that I did this.
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| Zip zip zip |
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| Go get it in there |
And the big white one with the skinny eyes and loud face always complains.
No Miss Emily. I will not let you type any more because of what you said about me. You are a bad dog.
Poor Pitties! It is hard to live with a Diva, eh?
ReplyDeleteAh ha! Just as I suspected: she's a zip-zipping steely-hearted goblin queen! I'm glad you wrestled away the keyboard before she could further disparage you in print. Please know, though, that no matter what she writes or says, WE know that you are a gentleman even if you are a loud-faced goofy doofus with raisin eyes and we esteem you for that.
ReplyDeleteAwww poor Bouncer- at least you know you are a GOOD DOG unlike that little Miss Emily!
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love Bouncer!! What kind of dog is he?
ReplyDeleteHa! This made me cackle.
ReplyDeletedespite "lol" being overused, i really did laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteI have to tell you, this blog makes my day! Bouncer is so adorable. We also have a big and a little, a black and white female pittie, Zoe and a 10 pound mini doxie Daisy. You can guess who rules the roost!!
ReplyDeleteWay to set your boundaries Bouncer! Love reading about your adventures!
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