Today is a good day. Every day is a good day, actually, but today is an espec-ially good day because I am so bright and I stand out against all of the planteys in the backyard. Except for my ears. This is where I go to think about all of the good things that happened to me since I was born.
It's also important to think about ways to make me laugh. And that's when I sit on certain planteys, because it makes me look like I have prickly hair all over my body and I feel very funny.
If there was only one day in the whole entire world, I hope that it would be today.